just cast a charm to grow the eyebrow back, damn
Thank you, Sam.
( Seriously, I want a Cap belly warmer. )
Steve shows up to an Avengers meeting in August wearing a red white and blue scarf that hangs down nearly to his knees, with little pieces of yarn sticking out anywhere there’s a color change. When Tony stares, Steve shrugs. “Bucky hasn’t figured out how to weave in ends yet,” he says, toying with one of the errant pieces. “Pretty good though, right?”
Tony says nothing. Tony’s not sure there’s anything to say, except, maybe, that knitting needles sound pretty fucking dangerous in the hands of the Winter Soldier.
In September, Natasha pulls her tablet out of a black knit pouch with red edging; in October, Sam’s wearing a pair of thick grey fingerless gloves, little black wings adorning the tops. Clint comes home one day November wearing deep purple arm warmers, and a few days later Bruce walks by wearing the exact same ones in green. By December, Thor’s storing Mjolnir in a little silver knitted sack, and when Steve and Bucky show up for the Christmas party in matching handmade sweaters, holding hands and generally looking much more like something out of an adorable Hallmark commercial than Tony would’ve guessed upon meeting Barnes six months ago, he has to admit it: he’s hurt.
"I am not hurt," he hisses at Pepper, when she finds him sulking. "I am — confused. And! Cold! If Barnes is going to knit things for the entire team then, I mean, whatever, I don’t care. I’m just saying, it’s not exactly fair, is it? Everyone getting something and me—”
"Tony," Pepper interrupts, giving him her gentlest exasperated eyeroll, "Bucky left something for us in the foyer."
It’s a blanket, as it turns out, red and gold striped. Pepper wraps around her shoulders immediately and refuses to give it back, even when Tony tugs her into a kiss and tries to use the distraction to steal it off her. It looks awesome, though, and it feels pretty damn comfortable for the, like, eight seconds Tony gets his hands on it before Pepper sails away, still wearing it around her shoulders. Huh.
Tony sidles up to Steve at the next Avengers meeting. “Hey,” Tony says, “you were right: your boy’s pretty good with a needle. You think he could make a hat that says ‘War Machine Rox,’ spelled with an X? I need a good birthday present for Rhodey.”
Steve beams at him.
John Scalzi gets it.
Marvel Cinematic Universe known Working Titles.
DOGS ARE SUCH GLORIOUS CREATURES.
I love dogs so much oh my god
Re-reblogging because samantha-carter-is-my-muse mentioned this was her favorite scene that she giffed from Stargate Continuum, and because ellie5192's commentary is awesome.
Carter, what’s going on? - in Continuum.
But I don’t think you understand. This is Samantha Carter, badass Air Force Baby, PhDs out her arse, ‘natural resource, natural treasure’, blew up a fucking sun to kill an entire enemy fleet, Samantha Carter. She was about to die in a puddle of goop and she was still ‘thinking’. She was stuck in a time bubble for 50 YEARS and then managed to FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET OUT OF IT WHILE AN OLD AND CROTCHETY LADY. She wrote the dialling computer codes for the Stargate, logged over 100 hours in enemy air space during the Gulf War, she survived torture I don’t know how many times including by a guy she liked and trusted, she was held captive and almost killed because she was INHABITED BY AN ALIEN AGAINST HER WILL. But this. Right here. After all that shit, Sam Carter is brought down because she watched Jack O’Neill die. That’s what finally broke her. Calm and professional Sam, who could think her way out of anything, was rendered mute because she watched Jack basically die in her arms. I absolutely cannot with this motherfucking scene.
i forgot what i was doing
saw a gif of this but i can’t remember where i saw it fff if anyone knows, please tell me!